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Observation from the Starbucks Diaries
Today at around noon a smoldering cougar with venom on her breath shimmied up to the counter. Her skin was reminiscent of apricot fruit leather and glistened with a post-microdermabrasion glaze. She asked for a “super skinny latte”. Emblazoned in gold letters across her chest were the words “Must be 21 for this ride.”
-June somethingth, 2008
