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“I’m not saying it’s easy….but it’s no cakewalk or anything.  I mean there are days when the coffee machine breaks down, when the fluorescent on the right won’t stop flickering…when things get a bit hairy around here. And it’s not my fault that they chose to decorate my platform with an red oversized elastic headband from the 90s and stuck a mini corn skeleton in my paws.  Hey, I can’t change these things. But after a while….you just get used to it.  How would I like to be remembered? I can’t really say. Maybe something like, ‘he made a statement,’ or ‘he looked like he would really have some gumption.’ Yeah. Gumption.” -Taxidermied squirrel, Yale School of Management building

“I’m not saying it’s easy….but it’s no cakewalk or anything.  I mean there are days when the coffee machine breaks down, when the fluorescent on the right won’t stop flickering…when things get a bit hairy around here. And it’s not my fault that they chose to decorate my platform with an red oversized elastic headband from the 90s and stuck a mini corn skeleton in my paws.  Hey, I can’t change these things. But after a while….you just get used to it.  How would I like to be remembered? I can’t really say. Maybe something like, ‘he made a statement,’ or ‘he looked like he would really have some gumption.’ Yeah. Gumption.”

-Taxidermied squirrel, Yale School of Management building

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