7th
And I thought $3 cupcakes were overpriced
This is my newest motivation to be filthy rich: the $25,000 Cupcake Car, featured in Neiman Marcus’s 2009 Holiday Catalog. In my imaginary dreamworld I rise from my pillows each morning—they’re stuffed with the nose hairs of the Dalai Lama—and drive the Cupcake Car to my private grotto that is filled with Grey Poupon.
If you’re gonna splurge on an enormous gas guzzling cupcake, why would you settle for bowelly bran on the left (bran’s blah plus this one is in last place)? No need to broadcast your irregularity when you’ll be droppin doo doo pies in perpetuum from the sheer excitement of possessing a colossal MOTORIZED PASTRY.
I tried to click on a youtube video that shows the cupcakes plowing through a carnival at their full 7 mph speed, but the viewer crashed. Must’ve been TOO FRICKIN AWESOME for my web browser to handle.
