30th
“There’s GOT to be a better solution”
I always wondered when “peacocking” would get out of control. If everyone around you is doing it, then how are you ever going to stand out? Perhaps wear a jacket made entirely of cheese, maybe festoon a small child to your lapel. But now we can totally peacock in inclement weather, thanks to the hands-free dome umbrella—the NUBRELLA.
It looks like it would top the baby carriage Mork and Mindy would use if they adopted Rosemary’s Baby:
Sure, the Nubrella will protect you and your Crackberry from rain, hail and locusts, but not from onlookers’ “what. the. fuck.” glances.
“Nubrella? Yeah right. The day I use a Nubrella is the day I wear my pants backward. Wait…”
“I thought that a reflective tennis-ball-green jacket and segway weren’t enough to make a middle aged man stand out in the middle of a desolate forest highway. So thanks, Nubrella.”
It is not raining, so surely this woman wore the Nubrella to shield herself from a metropolitan water balloon fight. It worked!
I WANT ONE
