Sep
30th
Wed
30th
Why don’t I apply to fill THIS position?
Odds are I meet the height requirement, I love art and everything prehistory, and it’d be nice to get a taste of fame. Plus I’d be sitting shotgun during all that Druid hullabaloo for the solstices, and I’d heckle the kilts offa those wackadoos. Cons: tourists who pee, vom, and boff on me. Small price to pay for world renown, I think.
