What Would Jacquie Do?

Feb
27th

Sat

The best part about Shutter Island wasn’t an aged DiCaprio…’twas BUFFALO BILL and his ill-fitting military cap. Even though he was sans-mangina in Scorcese’s new one, I appreciate an occasional surprise dose of Ted Levine. BTW, the man has aged well. I thought that by now he’d be a great big fat person.

Silence of the Lambs is a favorite childhood movie of mine. One of my 3 Halloween costumes in ‘07 was Hannibal Lecter’s nurse, and—being an unrelenting perfectionista in matters of costumes and such—I stole a dolly in order to cart the bugger around New Haven all night. I’d rather pull a bicep than have a shitty costume, durrr

Feb
23rd

Tue

Little Orphan Annie TOTALLY LOOKS LIKE Bernini’s Medusa.

—IT’S IN THE EYES—

Feb
22nd

Mon

Our assignment is to interview someone less fortunate than us…like people who run homeless shelters

— Sometimes tutoring is worth it

Feb
19th

Fri

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Toy Boy, Mika

My associations are starting to make no sense whatsoever. This song reminds me of the intro to Mr. Belvedere, God only knows why.

Hey, remember the rumor that the oldest son was a young Marilyn Manson?

Feb
17th

Wed

kenmat:

fucahire:

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Snapshot of my sophomore…and junior…and senior years. In a furry nutshell

Feb
3rd

Wed

Because we can

I’ve been all up in the fashion zeitgeist lately, so I wanted to do a little review of some of the horrors to come in 2010 (according to an episode of the Today Show…from January. Sorry).

1) The snuggie has evolved. It now encases the human form, and comes with a bonus ass flap. This is an excuse for innovation—everyone knows this is the same outfit that orphan toddlers in 1930s cartoons wear:

2) Recycling colors and fabrics and branding them as Alice and Wonderland-inspired:

I see this as a warning for the whimsy madness that is to come. The movie opens on March 3rd, so it is only a matter of weeks before Lady Gaga starts accessorizing with toadstools and Venice beach hookah vendors begin to dress in larval attire. I heart Tim Burton’s psychadelic mind vomit, but of all the Alice and Wonderland adaptations, why can’t we draw from 1993’s Adventures in Wonderland TV series and its neurotic rollerblading hare?:

3) What’s that, Kathy Lee? You’ve got a hair bow? We’re over this right???

4) Then come the hair necklaces.

This defeats the purpose of my long hair entirely. I’ve worked really hard to grow my hair out and it’s almost reached homeostasis—i.e. ruddy sea kelp—and now some craftster had to go follicular on a jump ring.

5) Fake tats, in iconic symbols, like “blossoms, birds, and pearls”

But hark! There has been a major miscommunication in the fashion world, as evident by Armani’s photo campaign featuring Megan Fox and her conspicuous non-tattoos:

6) CLOGS, coated in the hairs of young stallions. Probably.

Jan
20th

Wed

I heart Yale, but I’m not so into Glee-ifying those feelings. When I first saw this video I thought it would be more along the lines of I’m Fucking Ben Affleck. Not so much